chikixyuu:

don’t do drugs.  do me
do drugs and me.
do drugs with me. and then do me.

(Source: inbox, via life-of-perfectionists)

floralgreen:

Just because a girl wears a lot of makeup doesn’t mean she’s ‘fake’. Maybe she feels more comfortable like that, or maybe she just fucking likes makeup. Stop being so judgmental and worrying about what other people do to their own bodies. (︶ω︶)

(via fans-cans-sams)

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

(via 5pacejunk)